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Welcome to Holiday Drinking HQ – The Ultimate Collection of Funny Alcohol-Themed Holiday Tees & Gifts!
From green beers on St. Paddy’s Day to red, white, and booze on the Independence Day of 4th of July, every holiday is an excuse to raise a glass and celebrate in style.
Whether you’re slamming tequila shots on Cinco de Mayo, sipping spiked eggnog at Christmas, or making New Year’s Eve regret-proof decisions, we’ve got the perfect drinking tee to match the occasion.
Featuring funny alcohol quotes, bar-hopping humor, and beer-lover designs, this collection is packed with gifts for the boozy patriot, the festive beer connoisseur, and anyone who believes every holiday pairs best with a stiff drink.
Shop by Holiday Below & Find the Perfect Drinking Shirt for Every Celebration!

4th of July Shirts, Green Beer Tees & Irish Drinking Quotes
Funny St. Patrick’s Day Drinking Shirts – Green Beer & Irish Luck Tees
Get ready to drink like the Irish! Whether you’re throwing back green beer, sipping whiskey, or leading the St. Paddy’s pub crawl, these funny St. Patrick’s Day drinking shirts will have you covered. Perfect for Irish bar crawls, pub parties, and celebrating with a bit of Irish luck and a lot of booze!

Funny Cinco de Mayo Shirts – Tequila, Margaritas & Fiesta Vibes
Funny Cinco de Mayo Drinking Shirts – Tequila, Margaritas & Fiesta Tees
Cinco de Mayo isn’t just about tacos—it’s a tequila-fueled celebration! Whether you're sipping margaritas, taking tequila shots, or cracking open a cerveza, these funny Cinco de Mayo shirts bring the laughs with bold alcohol quotes and fiesta-ready designs.
Perfect for backyard fiestas, bar crawls, and gifting to your favorite tequila lover—because no good party starts with a salad.

Funny 4th of July Drinking Shirts – Red, White & Brew Tees
Funny 4th of July Drinking Shirts – Patriotic Beer & BBQ Tees
Fire up the grill, crack open a cold one, and celebrate America with style! These funny 4th of July beer and alcohol shirts are perfect for backyard BBQs, fireworks, and showing off your red, white & brew spirit with quotes that are sure to bring life to every party.
Whether you’re sipping on beer, mixing up cocktails, or just here for the burgers, these patriotic tees will have you looking great while raising a toast to freedom. Pair them with an ice-cold drink and let the celebrations begin!

Patriotic Drinking Shirts – Because Freedom Deserves a Cold One
Funny Patriotic Drinking Shirts – Perfect for Labor Day & BBQs
Labor Day weekend is for BBQs, beers, and one last summer blowout—so why not celebrate it the patriotic way?
These funny American drinking shirts were made for grilling, day drinking, and showing off your red, white & brew spirit.
No need for a separate Labor Day tee—these designs work year-round for every patriotic occasion!

Funny Christmas Alcohol Quote Shirts & Boozy Holiday Gifts
COMING SOON: Celebrate Christmas With Gifts of Funny Alcohol Tees & Festive Drinking Shirts
'Tis the season for holiday spirits—literally! Whether you're sipping spiked eggnog, downing whiskey by the fire, or rocking an ugly sweater at the office party, these funny Christmas drinking shirts bring the booze-fueled holiday cheer.
Featuring hilarious alcohol quotes, festive beer designs, and boozy Christmas humor, these tees make the perfect holiday gift for any beer, wine, or whiskey lover.

Funny New Year’s Shirts – Celebrating the Patriotic Way, With Alcohol & Chaos